Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?