Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How long will dinner be?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?