What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
I dove you.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?