What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice scream.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What birds make average students?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?