Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which band is always treated like royalty?