Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the body of water think so much?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a henway?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?