What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Steppe-brothers.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?