What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What fish sings the best?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What animal loves Indian food?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?