What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
What's the opposite of irony?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How is cat food sold?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What game does a rabbit always win?