What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do you grill cheese?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?