What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
So duh!
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where does breakfast live?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?