What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What school subject really rocks?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
When should you start writing a book?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?