Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's the holiest insect?