Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?