What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?