How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Poodle-oo!
What does a panda ghost say?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a pile of cats?