What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What kind of bee do teachers love?