What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?