How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
They just take things one stroke at a time.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?