What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?