What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?