Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which subject has two parts?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What is another name for a cow?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?