Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are stones so good at music?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?