Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?