What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are scissors so forgiving?