What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What shape is bad at driving?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?