What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's the friendliest pen?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?