What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What words make the best athletes?
It's Crowded!
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why was the math book sad?