What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which famous author is also a ruler?