What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How do you make a cow float?
What season begins with a thud?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?