What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Your plaice or mine?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?