What kind of bee do teachers love?
A spelling bee.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?