Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?