Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?