Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?