What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How does a barber get to work?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?