What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Board Game With A Twist
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
I broke my finger!
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
