Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What bird is always sad?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.