When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?