Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which is the worst season?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What game do mice love to play?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?