What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do chips wear socks?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do Scottish toads play?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How do snowmen get information?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?