What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?