What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What animal floats best?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?