Why are babies so good at basketball?
They are expert dribblers.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?