Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Where do books sleep?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What condiment has wings?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?