Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?