Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What fish sings the best?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What time of day was Adam created?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?