What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Surprise!!!!
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What makes music in your hair?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?