Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?