What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where would you find an elephant?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What horn never makes a sound?