What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call two birds in love?
What sport do horses love to play?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why was the broom late for school?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?