What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?