Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What says: oom oom oom?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?