What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?