How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why are turtles so shy?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?