How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why do cats love to work?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
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Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?