Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do naked fish play with?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...