Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How do you wash a lamb?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?