What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where would you put an injured insect?