Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do trees try new things so often?