What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What a waste.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do bees say in the summer?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?